Did you ever get a blue peter badge? No? Me neither, weird.
But that’s all in the past now, time to join a club committed to making the world a better place, one dick at a time.
This badge constitutes a lifetime membership to Don’t Be A Dick Club, and with it comes a solemn duty to not be a dick at any time.
The perfect gift for someone that needs a gentle reminder pinned to their denim jacket.
Likewise, a badge of honour for those that manage to not be a dick most of the time.
Each badge can be sent in a nice sturdy box that fits through the letterbox if you like, along with a membership card stating the #1 club rule and a sponsor card with a space for you write your name if you’re planning on presenting it as a gift.